4 thoughts on “Over 50? Then this will make sense to you …”
..and let’s not forget the penny on the railway tracks to spread it out like pizza dough after the train went over it. Of course we didn’t want to wait all day for the result so when you’d hear the train coming that is when you’d run and place the penny on the track. I wish we had Jay around to do that?
my neighbours older brother shot me in the ass with a BB gun…he thought it was hilarious…I had a bruise for weeks! I had a chemistry set…when nothing really blew up I got bored and never touched it again…
Answered the door wearing nothing but a bored out grapefruit on your wiener…”what…um, hang on a sec Whits”…”what do you mean nobody answered the door wearing a bored out grapefruit on their wiener…I did…bored it out with a steak knife”…”really…never heard of that…ever”…”um”…”hmmmm”…”ya…ah…hey Whits…just disregard that grapefruit thing…I was just kidding”…
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..and let’s not forget the penny on the railway tracks to spread it out like pizza dough after the train went over it. Of course we didn’t want to wait all day for the result so when you’d hear the train coming that is when you’d run and place the penny on the track. I wish we had Jay around to do that?
Believe it or not … we did have Jay do that on more than one occation! You know, come to think of it I dodn’t think I ever heard Jay speak…?
my neighbours older brother shot me in the ass with a BB gun…he thought it was hilarious…I had a bruise for weeks! I had a chemistry set…when nothing really blew up I got bored and never touched it again…
Answered the door wearing nothing but a bored out grapefruit on your wiener…”what…um, hang on a sec Whits”…”what do you mean nobody answered the door wearing a bored out grapefruit on their wiener…I did…bored it out with a steak knife”…”really…never heard of that…ever”…”um”…”hmmmm”…”ya…ah…hey Whits…just disregard that grapefruit thing…I was just kidding”…